Needles Sappin' Mah Skin!

Does the phrase "Spy's sappin' my sentry!" mean anything to you? If so, I like you a little more already. If not, you must be part of the 99.8% of the populace that does not play Team Fortress 2. A lot of awesome games have come out in the last few years, but I always come back to TF2. Not only is it one of the funnest multiplayer experiences ever created, the Supreme Goodness that is Valve Software diligently, hilariously, and FREEly updates the game on a semi-regular basis with new weapons, game modes, accessories and HATS. Fuckin hats man. What started out as a team-based war simulation has become a war-based hat simulator, and the world is a better place for it.

People blah blah blah about Blizzard and WoW...psh, I escaped that crack house and I have no plans on going back. Fools yadda yadda yadda about Bungie and Halo...whatever, I watched my son play for awhile and it looked for all purposes to me like nothing more than a forum for idiots to team kill each other and grief their fellow humans whenever possible. It was like the AICN talkback section but with graphics. I'll pass. Actually, its good that those games exist...they keep undesirables out of my TF2 servers.

On to the point of this while thing.  I got a new tattoo, see?

 

Working From Home - The Good, The Bad & The Funny

Once again, The Oatmeal proves itself to be the more clever, more productive, more awesome version of my own subconscious. Having dabbled in working from home myself, I can say that all of this is absolutely true.

This Crap Will Too, But Wait!

We all know bacon is a delicious food sent down to earth by benevolent gods in the form of pigs (the bacon, not the gods, although there could be a pig god, how the hell would I know?), but that doesn't stop some folks from trying to vilify it.  Check out the infographic below and be armed with knowledge next time someone tries to talk their jibber jabber about our beloved Bacon.  Screw you Vegan, it could...maybe...kinda...be sort of good for you!  

Source: MedicalBillingSchool

That Crap'll Kill Ya

Saw this at Damn Cool Pics and thought I'd do my civic duty. People make all kinds of fuss about cigarettes and alcohol, but everyone thinks soda is FUN! Lets all go drink soda and make the world a better place! Not. Soda (or pop, as the weirdos around here call it) is fucking horrible for you. Like all things, its not so bad in moderation, but when I see some fat person buying a crate of soda the size of a suitcase it just bums me out. Ignorance is a killer, so edjimacate yourself you ignorant pinheads. Kisses!

Japanese People Are Weird - Picture Song

In the spirit of the last post about Polysics, here is a little video that claims Japanese people are weird, but honestly theres barely anything Japanese about it. I suppose it should be called "people find and post weird pics on the internet and some of them have Japanese people in them" but thats not as catchy...besides, Toughie is a giant dork so it all makes perfect sense if you think about it.

If that last part didn't make sense you're fine, just roll with it.

POLYSICS! or DIE!

It has been duly noted here and on the rest of the internet that the Japanese tend to do things...differently. Some are frightened by this cultural chasm, but I say Hell and Yes.

Polysics are a self described "technicolor pogo punk" band and its no surprise that vocalist and guitarist Hiroyuki Hayashi is obsessed with Devo. The band manages to channel that 80's new wave feel but infuse it with a crazy electric energy that is all their own.

Enough words, its really better to see for yourself.

*Random fact: The little girl in the first video is Strong Machine 2 (she was 11 in the video). She lives at a Buddhist temple with her father, who is not only the priest of the temple but also Strong Machine 1. Together they are STRONG MACHINE, ichiban robot dancing team!

Nothing To See Here

Pull the knife right out my back
Clean the blade and put it back
Pull the knife right out my back
Unless you're not quite done
Then go on and have more fun

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There may be more, there may not. I can't really say at this point. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, right?