Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Working From Home - The Good, The Bad & The Funny

Once again, The Oatmeal proves itself to be the more clever, more productive, more awesome version of my own subconscious. Having dabbled in working from home myself, I can say that all of this is absolutely true.























Monday, August 16, 2010

This Crap Will Too, But Wait!

We all know bacon is a delicious food sent down to earth by benevolent gods in the form of pigs (the bacon, not the gods, although there could be a pig god, how the hell would I know?), but that doesn't stop some folks from trying to vilify it.  Check out the infographic below and be armed with knowledge next time someone tries to talk their jibber jabber about our beloved Bacon.  Screw you Vegan, it could...maybe...kinda...be sort of good for you!  



Source: MedicalBillingSchool

Friday, August 13, 2010

That Crap'll Kill Ya

Saw this at Damn Cool Pics and thought I'd do my civic duty. People make all kinds of fuss about cigarettes and alcohol, but everyone thinks soda is FUN! Lets all go drink soda and make the world a better place! Not. Soda (or pop, as the weirdos around here call it) is fucking horrible for you. Like all things, its not so bad in moderation, but when I see some fat person buying a crate of soda the size of a suitcase it just bums me out. Ignorance is a killer, so edjimacate yourself you ignorant pinheads. Kisses!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Japanese People Are Weird - Picture Song

In the spirit of the last post about Polysics, here is a little video that claims Japanese people are weird, but honestly theres barely anything Japanese about it. I suppose it should be called "people find and post weird pics on the internet and some of them have Japanese people in them" but thats not as catchy...besides, Toughie is a giant dork so it all makes perfect sense if you think about it.

If that last part didn't make sense you're fine, just roll with it.

POLYSICS! or DIE!

It has been duly noted here and on the rest of the internet that the Japanese tend to do things...differently. Some are frightened by this cultural chasm, but I say Hell and Yes.

Polysics are a self described "technicolor pogo punk" band and its no surprise that vocalist and guitarist Hiroyuki Hayashi is obsessed with Devo. The band manages to channel that 80's new wave feel but infuse it with a crazy electric energy that is all their own.

Enough words, its really better to see for yourself.

*Random fact: The little girl in the first video is Strong Machine 2 (she was 11 in the video). She lives at a Buddhist temple with her father, who is not only the priest of the temple but also Strong Machine 1. Together they are STRONG MACHINE, ichiban robot dancing team!