That Crap'll Kill Ya

Saw this at Damn Cool Pics and thought I'd do my civic duty. People make all kinds of fuss about cigarettes and alcohol, but everyone thinks soda is FUN! Lets all go drink soda and make the world a better place! Not. Soda (or pop, as the weirdos around here call it) is fucking horrible for you. Like all things, its not so bad in moderation, but when I see some fat person buying a crate of soda the size of a suitcase it just bums me out. Ignorance is a killer, so edjimacate yourself you ignorant pinheads. Kisses!

Japanese People Are Weird - Picture Song

In the spirit of the last post about Polysics, here is a little video that claims Japanese people are weird, but honestly theres barely anything Japanese about it. I suppose it should be called "people find and post weird pics on the internet and some of them have Japanese people in them" but thats not as catchy...besides, Toughie is a giant dork so it all makes perfect sense if you think about it.

If that last part didn't make sense you're fine, just roll with it.

POLYSICS! or DIE!

It has been duly noted here and on the rest of the internet that the Japanese tend to do things...differently. Some are frightened by this cultural chasm, but I say Hell and Yes.

Polysics are a self described "technicolor pogo punk" band and its no surprise that vocalist and guitarist Hiroyuki Hayashi is obsessed with Devo. The band manages to channel that 80's new wave feel but infuse it with a crazy electric energy that is all their own.

Enough words, its really better to see for yourself.

*Random fact: The little girl in the first video is Strong Machine 2 (she was 11 in the video). She lives at a Buddhist temple with her father, who is not only the priest of the temple but also Strong Machine 1. Together they are STRONG MACHINE, ichiban robot dancing team!

Nothing To See Here

Pull the knife right out my back
Clean the blade and put it back
Pull the knife right out my back
Unless you're not quite done
Then go on and have more fun

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There may be more, there may not. I can't really say at this point. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, right?

Snoop Dogg & Sookie, Sitting in a Tree

OK, so Snoop Dogg has a new video in which he declares his love for Sookie Stackhouse of True Blood. He's got little Sookie-wannabe backup dancers and everything!

Seriously, what the eff. Rogue is pretty hot and I enjoy seeing her boobies and all, but damn! It seems like every guy in the world wants a piece of "Sukkee"...or at least Bill, Eric, Sam and now Snoop. 4 guys is almost every guy in the world, right?

Sometimes I just can't figure out reality.

Care Bears: Care Harder

Don't test these Care Bears, they will jack your sorry ass up.  You WILL care if these tubby lil' bears have anything to say about it, brother.

Its a Good Thing the Germans Didn't Have AT-STs

...or we would've been screwed.

Check out more cool Star Wars infused pics at Damn Cool Pics.